What's French for Duck?

Canard...
...Yeah, it is rather, isn't it!
(say it in a cockney accent)

Don't bother even trying to feed the ducks on Sunday evenings.
By the time they've been fed all day Saturday by the tourists and fed again all Sunday morning and Sunday afternoon, they've just too bloated to eat anything else.

So stuffed are they, that they've even given up stalking people on Sunday afternoons.